The Picky Mom™ Says…
“Super Lice don’t scare The Picky Mom™…She has teenagers!!!”
“This is a war between you and the lice. But don’t worry – you will win…you’re bigger than they are!”
“Lice are a true pain in the neck. But they are harmless and only like clean hair. To get rid of them, you need a good comb, a lot patience, great follow through with after care instructions, a good glass of wine and The Picky Mom’s™ prayer…
“As I prepare to step into battle with what is my child's head, please let me remember the DVD player. Remind me that 3 hours of continuous "ICarly" does not make me a bad parent - but helps keep the peace within my household. Help me understand that this is only an eyelash in time and remember that my biceps grow strong with each stroke of the comb. Give me the gift of a good episode of Oprah to watch as my child and I fight this war together. And, most importantly...I ask that this case of lice be the worst thing
that ever happens to my children
and my family.”
(drink wine and begin picking.)
” Remember - The Picky Mom™ is just like an earthquake kit…She hopes you never need her, but just in case - she’s here to help!”
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